Your life, lightly charred

UPLOADYOUR LIFE.GET ROASTED.

Your Wrapped, camera roll, résumé, or dating profile—turned into a brutally personal roast your group chat will beg to repost.

No credit card. One upload. Immediate emotional damage.

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Roastworthy

BRUTAL. PERSONAL. SHAREABLE.

Roast My...

Upload anything. We'll destroy it.

Spotify Wrapped, photos, résumé, dating profile, anything.

Spotify WrappedCamera RollRésuméDating Profile

Roast detected

“Your playlist has commitment issues—and still texts its ex.”

The Roastworthy promise

Too personal to ignore.

01

Personal, not canned

We find the strange little details that make the joke undeniably yours.

02

Fast by design

No prompts. No editing spiral. Upload, laugh, post.

03

Made for the chat

Get a roast that hits in your feed before it disappears in a tab.

Three moves. Zero prompt craft.

FROM EVIDENCE TO EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

The whole experience is tuned for one thing: making something personal enough to post immediately.

Start your free roast
01

DROP THE RECEIPTS.

Bring your Spotify Wrapped, camera roll, résumé, or profile. The more specific the evidence, the sharper the roast.

02

LET US COOK.

Roastworthy digs for patterns, bad decisions, and the oddly specific truths your friends already know.

03

POST THE DAMAGE.

Pick your best line, turn it into a share card, and drop a “Roast me too” link for the next victim.

Your share card, unlocked

“YOUR CAMERA ROLL LOOKS LIKE A WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM FOR OUTFIT REPEATS.”

🔥 RoastworthyROAST ME TOO ↗

Not just a punchline

YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD SEE THIS.

Every roast is built to leave the app: clean cards, bold quotes, and a link that dares the next person to upload theirs.

  • Share-ready in seconds
  • Looks good in the group chat
  • Turns one roast into the next upload

You have questions. Respect.

FAQ, BUT MAKE IT QUICK.

YOU UPLOAD. WE ROAST. YOU POST.

Your group chat is waiting. Give it something to talk about.

Get roasted free